Sunday, February 15, 2026

Review: Ouija A New Beginning


Review: Ouija A New Beginning

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

 

This time I got this installment in the Ouija franchise.

Ouija: A New Beginning (2025)

 

Molly Price is a woman on the run, but when her oldest daughter finds a Ouija board and attempts to communicate with her deceased father, she invites the spirit of an ancient witch into her soul and puts the entire family at risk.

For those of you who are those rare Ellissa Dowling fans, this film is your paradise. Not only do you have the nastiest actress in horror (gag!!!), but also she has been cloned…Yes, we got two Ellissaettes to enjoy(triple gag and a puke…). Ellissa has found her perfect part in this film, failed mother and amazingly she is aActually watchable in this role.

Now Ellissaette one makes friends with a young Goth witch and gets a Ouija board. This is when the film becomes interesting..well somewhat. There are no scares in this film. I’m  amazed they found young Elissa kid look a likes with the same lack of acting skills. Yet, this film actually isn’t as bad as Ouija; The Ultimate Evil… but this isn’t good either. This is in fact the ultimate Elissa Dowling film and that is nasty and scary in the wrong way.

So, Ouija A New Beginning is DOG SHIT. Avoid like the plague. My eyes are still hurting…

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Monday, February 2, 2026

Essay; Clive Barker, The Gash, Body Politic, and The Scarlett Ghodpols




Essay: CLive Barker, Hrllraiser, and The Scarlett Ghosp0les

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog…

Gore and scares, people! I know it’s been a while, and yes this isn’t a novie review. This is an essay on a subject I’m interested in talking about and about a time when this genre was a lot more friendly and was open to everyone. It was a time when artistsWere more interested in looking at what we share rather than differences. We would converse with fellow artists with Interest rather than looking for fault. It was s different time that I miss. I’ve lost way too much since then. I look at our genre with a lot of sadness and disappointment. I wait for a return for all fandom.

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1.      ThiRty years ago, during the short period of The Web Mssters. You know when websites were liked by the huge Webmasters webbring system…before they went bankrupt and died a quick and horrible death. At that time I was a known and respected webmaster of       Webring. I ran, Voorhees Web, the home of the Camp Crystal Lake Books. As part of Voorhees Web Was connections to horror celebrities websites, including Adrian King, Betsy Palmer, Elvira, and of course Clive Barker.  We all had an unwritten agreement  that we would help get each other hits on our sites. It was a more nobeler time, before the dark times and the horror socials. We all supported each other without all the petty politics and agendas,  us and them philiosophy, and it was fun and we were all family then. It was the inspiration for The Wolf Pack.

Clive’s webmaster webRing was run by his bff and lover Barnabus.  He did the majority  Of  Clive’s promotion from there. It was there after I watched Hellraiser Bloodline, I was one of the few people who actually enjoyed it, and still do. Clive opened up to me about Hellraiser, The Gash, the body politic, The Great and Secret Show, and The Scarlett Ghospells. He told me about having a minor stroke and how after the trauma his body awakened and every nerve in his body woke up and he felt everything at once. I realized he was telling me his original  I apiration for The Hellbound Heart, aka, Hellraiser .

Now, thirty years later I truly understand Hellraiser, the Gash, aNd, amazingly The Scarlett Ghospells . Hellraiser is about how pain and life are bound. Life is pain And pain gives meaning to life.byou can’t live without pain. Pain and sacrifice is the way to power and knowledge.

The reason why is because last night over a week after heart surgery my body awoke on me. Every nerve in my body went off at once. I truly felt my body and my surroundings. I connected to all the hurting peóple around me. I  felt the blood flowing through me, my organs, even the remains of my lunch for the last two days stuck in my teeth. I wanted to scream and laugh at the same time. I truly felt alive. Then I remembered Frank in Hellbound Heart and it all became clear. I truly understand Clive Barker and his work. Now I understand the mistakes people made after Hellraiser 4. You need to experience what Clive and I and a few others I know have. You need to understand that life is a giant joke without a punchline. Life is about life, nothing more. Simple. Easy.  We are players on a stage. That’s  all.

The Gash represented the ones who know it represented the people In The British social scene that were big into the growing Sand M/Punk scene who were experimenting in pleasure and pain in that restrictive society. But Hellraiser is more than than just kink fantasy, but I don’t suggest you give your self a heart attack and have open heart surgery to find out the truth.

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Saturday, January 10, 2026

Reviw: Isle of the Dead (2016



Review: Isle of the Dead (2016)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

 

This time I’m reviewing a zombie film done by my buddies at The Asylum. Oh joy…

A military squad is sent to a deserted island in the Pacific Ocean in order to secure top secret records involving a zombie epidemic that wiped out the large scientific team experimenting with various test chemicals and toxins which leads to the team battling not only zombies, but the lone surviving scientist who has plans for the future of the human race.

For those of you not is the know The Asylum is best known for their outrageous Sharknato films and their Mockbusters… basically crap films. Films that are shot in three to four days with budgets of 80s sitcoms. These are simple garbage popcorn films that you watch for stars that are ready to retire, horrible acting film school CGI, but with a lot of heart and an understanding that this is cheap snack food and the films you get when you are drunk or in a hurry and quickly grab the first thing that remotely sounds like the hot blockbuster. It is no different here.

This film is a feast of tacky zombie fun with bad acting…they dare call these losers a Seal team…, lots of mindless zombie attacks, and of course no morality in the story, just lots of machine gun fire, mindless violence, and gallons of fake blood. Fun for any zombie movie fan and something The Asylum does well.

If you love a good bloody zombie film with lots of killing and no one really trying to do a good performance this is the film for you and I highly highly recommend it.

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Review: The Hem (2025)



Review: The Hem (2025)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

Ok, I got you yet another found footage film…

A documentary crew investigates a haunted church on the verge of collapse with one condition: they must be out by dark. Unfortunately for them, they get locked in and must face the terror the night brings.

Sadly, this film is a by the numbers found footage film with nothing to it that makes it special or in any way interesting.

The location looks like any other abandoned building. The place is supposed to be a church but I don’t  get a church feel from it. There is nothing at all that says this was a church. It could literally be an old office building. On top of that you get a very sparce outline of the history of the place.

None of the characters stand out. You just don’t  give a shit about them because they are complete strangers.

The sequence with the police cam footage look AI generated. I’m  serious, it looks fake as shit.

The only positive thing  I have to say about this film is it didn’t have any shaky cam, like too many of these films have.

And come on (spoiler) you end up finding out the evil is a haunted wedding dress. That made me shake my head and regret considering watching this film. The title should have given me a clue. Poor me.

Finally, in regard to spooky stuff there is only a couple of things and they happen so fast you don’t  have time to even acknowledge anything’s happened.

So, all and all if you are not obsessed with found footage and could care less about such things as story, characters, or actual scared you might void this film.

If not it’s on Tubi TV.

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Friday, January 9, 2026

Review: Devil's Revenge (2019)



Review: Devil's Revenge (2019)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

 

Oh boy, this time I’m reviewing a horror film with William Shatner in it…

John Brock is a down-on-his-luck archaeologist who returns from an expedition to the caves of rural Kentucky after unsuccessfully trying to locate a mysterious relic that his family has sought for generations. Upon his return, John starts to see dream-like visions of a ferocious bird-like creature from ancient folklore. John soon learns that the cave he came into contact with on his last expedition was indeed the cave that contains the relic and also a portal to Hell and a place of worship for the Occult. John discovers that the only way tostop the increasingly realistic visions is to go back to the cave with his family, find the relic once and for all, and destroy it.

Ok, well I went into this film not expecting much and I got my wish.

This film feels like it was written and directed by people who never went to film school. The plot in this film is a muddled piece of Shat. The writing is also Shat. The demons looked ok, but they look like something you’d find walking around a convention. The supposed family in this film didn’t  in any way feel like a family. There was no real atmosphere or even scares…Well, except for William Shatner’s performance as the main character’s father. Bill plays a nasty tempered old man who orders his son into not only risking himself but his family. This was definitely the worst performance of Shatner’s career. It is pure unadulterated Shat. I honestly felt sorry for Star Trek Voyager actress Jeri Ryan for having to be stuck in this Shatfest. Jeri plays the main character’s wife. She plays her way through what was given to her with her usual charm…Poor Jeri.

To put it simply unless you are a stickler for pain or want to see Shatner at his worst I warn you to avoid.

If you want to go against my warning you can find this piece of Shat on Tubi TV. I pity you…

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Sunday, January 4, 2026

Review: The Breach (2022)



Review: The Breach (2022)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog…

 

This time I got a thriller/ Lovecraftian horror for you…

Based on the novel by Nick Cutter (The Troop) and screenplay written by Cutter and Ian Weir, THE BREACH tells the story of John Hawkins, counting down his last days as Chief of Police in the tiny town of Lone Crow nestled deep in the desolate woods of Northern Ontario. But when a mangled body with uncanny wounds washes up on the shores of the Porcupine River, he's pulled into a horrific mystery that defies comprehension.

This film is an interest mystery with touches of body horror and creature fun. It has some good atmosphere along with some good practical FX.The skinless things the people turn onto look great. As well as a nice touch of the good ole Lovecraftian creepiness. The only downside to this film is it is a slow burn which can be an issue for Gen Xers. I mean after all they need immediate gratification and this film takes it’s  time. This isn’t a problem for me but youngsters might have an issue with the pace and all the complex dialogue.

Still, I have to say I enjoyed it. It’s  nothing fantastic, but it was an interesting ride and I give it my recommendation.

You can find this film on Tubi TV…

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Review: The Awakening

Review: The Awakening (2011)
By William Pattison
For Horror Bob’s Blog

This time we are reviewing a good old fashioned ghost/paranormal story…
In 1921, England is overwhelmed by the loss and grief of World War I. Hoax exposer Florence Cathcart visits a boarding school to explain sightings of a child ghost. Everything she believes unravels as the 'missing' begin to show themselves.
His film is an excellent period piece, that period being the period after the first world war in England and the upsurge in the spiritual movement. Our main character is a brilliantly performed young female ghost hunter/debunker who has a bunch of psychological baggage to deal with. The story is in line with such memorable classics as The Turning of the Screw, The Innocents, The Haunting, The Shining, and my favorite, The Legend of Hell House.
Featuring brilliant writing, atmosphere and chills this film can get nothing less than an AWESOMETACULAR from me…
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