Saturday, March 28, 2026

Hellraiser Inferno (2000)




Review: Hellraiser V: I Inferno (2000)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

This time I’m reviewing the fifth film in the Hellraiser franchise…

A shady police detective becomes embroiled in a strange world of murder, sadism and madness after being assigned a murder investigation against a madman known only as "The Engineer".

This is the fifth and first of the unfortunate direct to video Hellraiser films Dimension produced. Most of these were

Hellraiser versions of already done films like Jacob’s Latter (Hellraiser 6) and I produced reused scripts (Hellraiser 7). This film is actually a retelling of the film Angel Heart.

Craig Sheffer is not bad as the corrupt detective Joseph, the ususpecting target of Hell and Pinhead.

Also, this film features some very interesting Cenobbytres, including The Wire Twins (that I amusingly call The Soska Cenobytes) and The Torso (a variation on The Chatterer Cenobyte).

All in All this is one of the most watchable of these later Hellraisers, but is is far inferior to Hellraiser Bloodline, which came before it. Also, though Penhead appears in this film it is barely more than a cameo at the end.

In the end though this film is ok it will be nearly ten years before fans would get a Hellraiser worthy of the   name. The only time I would recommend this film would be if you were bored and couldn’t find a copy of Angel Heart.

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Friday, March 27, 2026

Review: The Progity (2019)



Review; The Progity (2019)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob‘s Blog…

This time I’m reviewing a killer kid movie about an extremely creepy  boy who has the reincarnated soul of a serial killer…and it stars that  creepy kid from Bold and the Beautiful…Oh Joy!!!

More and more, John and Sarah's only child, Miles, is showing signs of genius-level intellect, and an emotional detachment. Alienated and incapable of socialising with kids his age, Sarah brings a now-eight-year-old Miles to the reincarnation expert, Dr Arthur Jacobson, who has a bizarre theory about the origin of the exceptional boy's problems. However, is there a logical explanation for Mile's violent attitude and his increasingly hostile behaviour? Under those dire circumstances, if the doctor is right, can Sarah and John help their son before it's too late?

The kid that plays Miles in this film royally  creeps me out. He has since I first saw him  as the son of the man bun wearing lead designer for Hope for the Future in the soap opera The Bold and the Beautiful. Seriously, this kid makes Gage in Pet Sematary look like a Care Bear. This kid has dolls eyes, they stare into your soul…Mommy!!! This kid make Makully Culkin in The Bad  Seed look cute. He makes Damian in The Omen look nice. I mean DAMN!!! This kid is nasty. Wait until you see what he does to the family dog.

This is a creepy, scary, film that makes you wish for a visit from black eyed kids, because that would be more pleasant.

But if you like brutal, disturbing, horror that will give you nightmares and make you look at your paperboy with suspicion, then this is the film for you. This film is MOMMY SAVE ME!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, March 22, 2026

Review: 11 11 11 (2011)



Review: 11 11 11 (2011)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

This time I got a psychological horror movie by The Asylum…Ugh!!!

11-11-11 (2011)

 

After the death of his wife and child, an author travels to Barcelona to see his estranged brother and dying father, where he learns that his life is plagued by events that occur on 11/11/11.

Ok, if you are looking for a supernatural film that actually makes sense this is not the film for you. The plot of this film makes no sense. There is talk about the number eleven and how it is supposed to be the devil’s  number. I thought 666 was his number? Well, not in this mess. Things happen. Demons appear.  People die.Nothing makes sense. But this film was made by The Asylum, so I think we got a bit of an answer there.

My judgement on this film is don’t watch it unless you love confusion and get off on having a headache.

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Saturday, March 21, 2026

Review: Dread (2009)




Review: Dread (2009)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

 

Three college students , Stephen, Cheryl, and Quad, set out to make a thesis video for one of them about the effect of facing your greatest fear and the dread it causes, but Quade, Stephen's friend, takes the study too far, manipulating and torturing the other two as well as some of their already damaged classmates, to mask the dread that results from his own fears.,

This is an excellent adaptation of the source story from Clive Barker’s Books of Blood anthology book series, but what can you expect because Clive wrote the screenplay.

 It takes the brutality of the source material and puts it in the face of the audience with no holds barred.

Shaun Evens does an excellent job as the sadomassacististic Quade. Hanne Sheen  is also good as the unfortunate Cheryl who ends up being Quade’s prime  victim.

This film is prime splatter punk gold and I highly recommend it.

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Friday, March 20, 2026

Review: Dreamscape (1985)


Review: Dreamscape (1985)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog…

This time I got an 80s Sci Fi thriller about psychic assassins that kill through dreams…

Alex Gardner is a flawed man. But above all else, he possesses a rare gift--a powerful psychic ability. After reuniting with his former mentor, Alex joins a government-funded project aimed at helping troubled patients pinpoint the root of their issues by projecting himself into their subconscious. However, as Gardner catches the attention of a corrupt agent, a sinister plan comes into play, threatening humankind's future. Now, in a mysterious world beyond dreams and nightmares, Alex finds himself entangled in a dangerous cat-and-mouse game filled with intrigue and murder. Will the psychic detective survive the dreamscape?

This film is from an unfortunately short period in the 80s when Hollywood used the urban legend of the time about the government And it’s enemies using the human psyche as a weapon. During this period beside the film we are discussing there is the films Brainstorm and Scanners that are prime examples of this period.

Denis Quade is excellent as Alex Grademer, the flawed psychic who must become a better man in order to stop the murder of the president by the psychic assassin Billey Ray.

Mex Von Scido plays the corrupt inventor of the technology that could benefit society but instead is being used for murder.

The practical fx is a prime example of the outstanding creativity and just visual brilliance of the time.

The story is exciting as well as being disturbing in the message it conveys, a hallmark of great 80 science fiction.

So, if you want to see some great 80s Sci fi that makes you think but is still a thrill to your senses this is the film for you…

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Friday, March 13, 2026

Review: The Bride (1986)



Review: The Bride(1985)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog…

This time I’m reviewing the semi sequel to The Bride of Frankenstein, but not the more recent feminist 2026 reimagining. Nope I’m reviewing the original 1986 version…the good one…

After the creation of his creature, Dr. Frankenstein researches and creates the perfect woman, Eva, to be the mate of the creature. However, the anxiety of the creature creates havoc in the laboratory, which is burnt down and explodes, killing Frankenstein's assistants, Dr. Zahlus and Paulus. Dr. Frankenstein believes the creature also perished, but he has escaped to the woods. He soon meets and make friends with the dwarf Rinaldo, who gives him the name Viktor, and invites him to work in a circus in Budapest. Meanwhile, Frankenstein and his housekeeper, Mrs. Baumann (Geraldine Page), teach Eva how to behave and to be independent. One day, Frankenstein introduces Eva to the high-society, telling her that she was an amnesic found in the woods and has become his protégée. Frankenstein becomes obsessed with Eva, while she and Viktor have a strange connection. What will happen to Eva?

As, I stated above I find this film the superior and definitive sequel to James Whales Bride of Frankenstein.

Yes, in this version the actual creator of the bride, aka Eva, is Doctor Frankenstein, rather than a feminist woman. But in this version Frankenstein is actually trying to create essentially a feminist woman. He wants to create an independent woman who would be his mental equal…Yes, this Doctor Frankenstein, who is played by Sting, is an egotistical asshole. He wants his idea of the perfect woman. Oh, but of course since he made her she is his property. Indeed the monster in this film is Doctor Frankenstein himself and in fact all the supposed “normal” people presented in this film.

Eva, who is played by Flash Dance’s Jeniffer Beales is night and day from James Whales Bride and her 2026 reimagining. She is actually a very beautiful,innocent, soft spoken, girl. In this production. She is really nothing outstanding except that she is connected to the creature and at times can feel his emotions. Outside of that she isn’t really that outstanding of a character even though she is the titled character. But in fact that is what the filmmaker intended. Still I prefer this bride to her 2026 counterpart.

The creature, who is named Victor (Yes, that is supposed to be the doctor’s name, but for some reason he is named Charles in the film),  played brillantly by Clancy Brown, is a very kind and sensitive soul who often gets in trouble through  ignorance or misperception of other people. The trouble usually starts when *normal people mistreat or try to manipulate him for their own agendas.

The Real key to Brown’s performance is he doesn’t play Victor as the Frankenstein monster, he plays him as Victor, a real person with feelings, wants, desires, loves and hates. It makes Victor more relatable to the audience and a more three dimensional character, much like Mary Shelley’s  original  character.

Along with Victor is his only friend Rinaldo the midget. Rinaldo is the brains of the operation and decides to include his large, strong, friend in his dream of joining the circus as a performer, which ends tragically for Rinaldo.

It is actually the friendship of Rinaldo and Victor that is the heart of this film. It actually steals the show. It sidelines Eva’s storyline for a large part of the film. It is sadly after the death of , in act three, that the film truly becomes about Victor going to find Eva and dealing with his heartless creator.

All Iin all the 1986 The Bride is an entertaining and well made film that doesn’t lecture you or hit you over the head with an agenda or a message. Just a good good horror film made during a time when the film industry knew its job, to entertain people with good stories and good characters. That’s what I look for in movies…

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Sunday, March 8, 2026

Review:Wicked Season (2024)



eview: Wicked Season (2024)

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

This times I got a slasher thriller with a scarecrow killer…fun time…

Three detectives follow the trail of a copycat serial killer to an abandoned insane asylum, only to find they've been lured there by something far more sinister.

I should have known when I found out that this film was from Uncorked that it was going to be a stinker.

This film started out interesting story about a scarecrow masked killer and an Abandoned asylum but it quickly degenerated into a demonic mess. Our near killer disappears and we are stuck with a bunch of demon possessions and a confusing plot that has you scratching your head. I was not happy at all with this film. It was a waste of my time and I say avoid like the plague if you are smart…

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