Sunday, October 22, 2023

Review: SAW X


Review:SAW X
By William Pattison
For Horror Bob's Blog


Last night I watched the new installment in the SAW series, SAW X.
John Kramer is back and in good form in this prequel that takes place between SAW and SAW 2. In this story John goes to Mexico for an unauthorized surgery and drug treatment that he found out about from a supposed cancer survivor. Unfortunately for John it turns out to be a scam being done by a bigger monster than John himself. So in picture perfect Jigsaw style John decided that these con artists need to be taught a lesson and prove themselves as worth of life.  The main lesson of this film is don't fuck with John Kramer or suffer the repercussions.
I really loved this film and loved seeing John and Amanda back in action. 
The games in the story were definitely appropriate. The only issue for me was two of the games dealt with weighing body matter. I think should have made each game totally different. But that can be easily fluffed off because both games were great.
Also, I think they could have done some de-aging on Amanda because she was showing her age. As for John I thought even though Tobin Bell was showing his age too it worked with the fact that the character was suffering from terminal cancer, this many people in that condition look prematurely aged.
Also, and I love this, I think that putting this story on its own yet actually between two of the installments was a brilliant and gutsy idea. The filmmaker managed to have freedom to do the story he wanted without messing with the continuity.
In conclusion I have to say SAW X is a gory, fun, installment of this beloved series that fans of the series should treasure.
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Thursday, August 10, 2023

Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 2 Review


Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 2 Review
By William Pattison
For Horror Bob'Blog

Well, I finished watching season 2 of Star Trek Strange New Worlds and I have a few thoughts on it. First, I believe that this season was far weaker than season 1. I felt that there were far too many oddball episodes this season. Three in one season is far too many when you only have ten episodes. Also jumping the shark with the musical themed episode was far misplaced.this episode would have been better place in the 6th season. The first three seasons are for establishing the characters and the tone of the show, not going off the wall. 
Also, I believe that they have mishandled Ethan Peck’s Spock and his relationship with Nurse Chapel. Spock has been way over emotional. His cheating with Chapel when he is engaged to TPring is way out of line with his character. Also, the way Chapel treated Spock in episodes 8 and 9 were very much against her character. The writers need to stop screwing with fan favorite characters. I know they can do thatby the way they have handled Kirk, I have no complaints about him.
Finally, there is the literal elephant in the room, The Gorn. The Gorn presented in the opening episode as the big bad this season, but except for a few mentions they were absent until the season finale. We got far more Klingons than Gorn this season. I’m  not saying I’m not happy to see real Klingons again, but they weren’t supposed to be the main villains. This shows a definite problem with the writing staff and the show.
All in all this season has been a mixed bag. This show is definitely better than Discovery but it still needs to gel and become the great show it can be. I await the next season and we’ll see what happens.
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Sunday, June 11, 2023

Review: Nefarious


Review: Nefarious
By William Pattison
For Horror Bob's Blog

I watched the possession film Nefarious last night and have to say I was impressed. This story is about a psychologist who goes to a prison to evaluate a prison who is about to be executed with old sparkie. This multi-murderer claims to be possessed by a demon who calls himself Nefarious. The psychologist has to prove that the man is not crazy and can be executed according to the law.
The majority of this film is just the two men talking yet I was never bored. There is only a few minor FX scene which mostly involved the brutal, yet brief execution scene.
This film shows itself to being worlds better than the FX laden possession films we get on a regular basis. Just this demon sitting and calmly telling this psychiatrist how he took over and destroyed this man's life and how Hell is manipulating the human world to destroy people and send the majority to Hell is far more disturbing than Regan's green puke or Emily Rose twisting herself backwards. This is the one possession film I give high respect to but this film is truly a frightening affair...
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Thursday, May 18, 2023

Review: Slasher:Ripper


By William Pattison

For Horror Bob's Blog


Last night I finished watching SLASHER: Ripper. Honestly, I have mixed feelings about this season. The plot was interesting. The killings were interesting. But all the WOKE bullshit this season was annoying and took me out of the story. The black detective with the cornrows (give me a fucking break) and the black woman coroner distracted me. I kept saying to myself that this was bullshit. It went against the era the story was set at and did NOTHING to forward the narrative, thus shouldn't be there.

I'm sorry but the social politics ruined what could have been a very interesting season. I cannot recommend this season, unless you like to yell at the screen and get annoyed...

 

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Review: Jung-E


Review: Jung-E

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

Gore and Scares, this time I have a sci fi morality tale from Korea, Jung-E.

Set in the 22nd century, climate change has caused the planet to become uninhabitable and humans live within a man-made shelter. A war takes place within the shelter. Jung Yi is the elite leader of the allied forces. She becomes the subject of a brain cloning experiment. In the experiment the researchers, which includes Jung Yi’s now adult daughter, install the cloned brains into robotic recreations of Jung Yi, since her brain is now the property of the government. They force her to relive her final mission in the hope of the prototype replicant getting past the situation that caused Jung to fail, which caused the war to last decades longer. It also means that her daughter must see her mother die over and over again.

I love a well crafted sci fi film that deals with human morality in a sci fi setting and this film is exactly that. In many ways this film is similar in tone to the live-action Ghost in the Shell film that came out a number of years ago, but it also shares a lot in the feel and subject matter of the sequel to the original anime, Ghost in the Shell: Innocence, in that it is about copying human brains but treating them as products with no respect or dignity.

For those looking for action and robot fight scenes, there are a few scenes of this but it is not the focus of the film. It is about the relationship of Jung and her daughter and the moral implications of their situation. This is a film that deals with exposition and the CGI and action scenes may be few and far between but when they appear they are impressive.

In conclusion if you are looking for a robot war film that is nothing but fluff CGI battle scenes this is not the film for you. But if you are looking for a story that makes you think and has a moral and emotional impact, this is the film for you. Enjoy…

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Monday, March 28, 2022

William Pattison’s Top Ten Horror Movies from 2021


By William Pattison

for Horror Bob's Blog

 

Gore and Scares everyone! 2021 was a really good year for horror. I watched a lot of good horror films, so many it was really hard to choose just ten, but I prefer doing a top ten rather than a top twenty. So, after a lot of deliberation, here is my top ten horror movies for 2021…

 

10. Censor




Director

Prano Bailey-Bond

Writers

Prano Bailey-Bond

Anthony Fletcher

Stars

Niamh Algar

Michael Smiley

Nicholas Burns

In 1985, Enid Baines works for the British Board of Film Classification during the height of the Video Nasty controversy. Enid's co-workers call her "Little Miss Perfect" due to her strictness in recommending that violent content be cut or banned. While Enid is having dinner with her parents, they discuss the disappearance of Enid's sister Nina when the two were little. Enid's parents have since declared Nina legally dead, but Enid is convinced that her sister is still missing and is the star of the film she is currently censoring.

This was a very interesting psychological film. this film strongly echoes the works of Argento, Fulci, and Cronenberg with its splendid use of color, style, and mood. Those films within the film pay homage to the low-budget horror and exploitation films of the 1980s while its own plot is missing chunks of flesh. It also gives away the ending rather early with hints of a dark past concerning our protagonist but remains gripping.

 

9. Halloween Kills




Director

David Gordon Green

Writers

John Carpenter (based on characters created by)

Debra Hill (based on characters created by)

Scott Teems

Stars

Jamie Lee Curtis

Judy Greer

Andi Matichak

The Halloween night when Michael Myers returned isn't over yet. Minutes after Laurie Strode (Curtis), her daughter Karen (Judy Greer), and granddaughter Allyson (Andi Matichak) left masked monster Michael Myers caged and burning in Laurie's basement, Laurie is rushed to the hospital with life-threatening injuries, believing she finally killed her lifelong tormentor. But when Michael manages to free himself from Laurie's trap, his ritual bloodbath resumes. As Laurie fights her pain and prepares to defend herself against him, she inspires all of Haddonfield to rise up against their unstoppable monster. The Strode women join a group of other survivors of Michael's first rampage who decide to take matters into their own hands, forming a vigilante mob that sets out to hunt Michael down, once and for all.

This installment in the rebooted Halloween franchise was quite effective. The entire audience was screaming and shouting and just, in general, having a spooktacular time. The storyline was modern but yet paid homage to the original. The scares, the gore, the stupid decisions, it all came together to make one killer movie.

 

8. Antlers




Director

Scott Cooper

Writers

Henry Chaisson (screenplay by)

Nick Antosca (screenplay by)

Scott Cooper (screenplay by)

Stars

Keri Russell

Jesse Plemons

Jeremy T. Thomas

In a small town in central Oregon, Frank Weaver runs a meth lab out of an abandoned mine. While his young son Aiden waits outside the mine in his truck, Frank and an accomplice are attacked by an unseen creature. Investigating strange noises, Aiden is also attacked by the creature. Frank and Aiden survive their encounter with the creature and return home, where their condition quickly worsens. Frank sets up a locked room and demands that no matter what, Aiden's older brother Lucas keeps them locked inside.

This movie was quite surprising to be fair, I was expecting a typical horror with the basic format of a scare here and there with a cliche ending, but no this creature feature is actually quite unique with very interesting themes about trauma and abuse and has great parallels between the two main characters. The effects were pretty good and the creature looked really good when it was finally revealed. The acting was solid even the kid actors weren't bad at all. The score was pretty cool and fit the creepy vibe of the film. Not too long and not too short of a film, perfect length for these sorts of films as they drag on if they're too long and feel bogged down with exposition. Not much to say really about this one. Just a solid horror.


7. Blood Red Sky




Director

Peter Thorwarth

Writers

Stefan Holtz (scenario)

Peter Thorwarth (scenario)

Stars

Peri Baumeister

Carl Anton Koch

Alexander Scheer

A woman with a mysterious illness, who is with her young son, is forced into action when a group of terrorists attempt to hijack a transatlantic overnight flight. The result is a bloodbath.

This film is an original twist on the vampire saga. Don't take it all that seriously and you are going to see a rather good movie. It's all there that you want from a vampire flick and somehow it did remind me a lot of the series The Strain. You know, the airplane were things go wrong.

 

6. Wrong Turn




Director

Mike P. Nelson

Writer

Alan B. McElroy

Stars

Charlotte Vega

Adain Bradley

Bill Sage

Friends hiking the Appalachian Trail are confronted by 'The Foundation', a community of separatist people who have lived in the mountains since the Civil War.

I must say that I only saw the original Wrong Turn film so I went into this with no real expectations about what should happen. It turns out it was one of those few reboots that outdid the original horror film. There are plenty of scary moments as well as quite a few unpleasant deaths. The protagonists aren't particularly likable; they may be diverse and politically liberal but they have their own prejudices. Without going into retails I thought the way friends crossed paths with The Foundation; the various traps were fun and the Foundation appeared scary. On the downside one really does have to suspend one's disbelief; The Foundation might be a danger to hikers but one can't imagine the authorities would be ignorant and tolerant of people disappearing on a particular mountain for a hundred and seventy years! The setting looks great even though it was filmed in Ohio rather than Virginia. Overall I'd say this is worth watching but not a must-watch for horror fans; just don't take it too seriously.

 

5. Malignant




Director

James Wan

Writers

James Wan (story by)

Ingrid Bisu (story by)

Akela Cooper (story by)

Stars

Annabelle Wallis

Maddie Hasson

George Young

Twenty-seven long years after the brutal Simion Research Hospital incident, abused Madison wakes up in a hospital in present-day Seattle. But with numbing visions of murder getting in the way of a normal life, more and more, Madison's obscure past emerges, baffling both herself and the local detectives. Are these explicitly violent killings figments of Madison's troubled imagination? Either way, someone, or better yet, something, links the past to the present, demanding closure and blood. Is the bogeyman real?

Horror movies are tough to make. Especially when you are trying to please the general crowd and the hardened horror aficionados. Especially the latter might depict your movie and quite a few things you chose. Now James Wan seems to love a moving camera ... and I think that works nicely. But he also seems to like action ... which is apparent towards the almost insane action set-piece almost at the end of the movie. It is so over the top, that one might feel it doesn't belong in there.

It still sort of works if you suspend your disbelief. Other points you can criticize are things that are being built up without a payoff. While it may not be too bad when it comes to the (comedic) romance subplot, it is more than weird with a location towards the end. It gets such an epic ... introduction and yet it deflates into almost nothing.

Maybe there is more (deleted scenes I'm quite sure), some scenes obviously have been cut, one, in particular, comes to mind with more romantic stuff, that didn't make it into the movie. Dialog wise that is, just in case you are wondering.

But if you only see the negative, you will miss out on the fun and the horror the movie dishes out. The story/plot does check out and while you'll be trying to figure out what is what (and again hardcore horror fans will probably be onto Wan early on), it does not take anything away from the journey.

There are some horror clichés too (the very last frame may annoy you), but overall the movie is a nice mixture between horror, comedy, and action. If you can dig that, you are on a good way to really liking this.

 

 

4. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It




Director

Michael Chaves

Writers

David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick (screenplay by)

James Wan (story by)

Chad Hayes (based on characters created by)

Stars

Patrick Wilson

Vera Farmiga

Ruairi O'Connor

Based on the infamous demon murder case. A chilling story of terror, murder, and unknown evil that shocked even experienced real-life paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren. One of the most sensational cases from their files, it starts with a fight for the soul of a young boy, then takes them beyond anything they'd ever seen before, to mark the first time in U.S. history that a murder suspect would claim demonic possession as a defense.

Everyone who's complaining that they're too much story and not enough scares, are you kidding? Story and character is the reason why we care about the stakes that's where drama, tension, and horror comes from. If it was all jump scares and lacking in the story (the movie Winchester comes to mind), I guarantee y'all would've been even more disappointed. But if that's your thing, you'll probably be just as entertained by a jack in the box. While remaining faithful to the Conjuring universe, I appreciated that this third movie explored new territory so it wasn't just a repeat. It is a quality addition to the series with good production value and much more thoughtfully written than the spin-offs. It's a win for what it is considering the impossible task the writer and the director had of pleasing all these harsh fans who couldn't even tell you what they liked about the first two conjuring movies other than "it was scary."

 

3. Army of the Dead




Director

Zack Snyder

Writers

Zack Snyder (story by)

Shay Hatten (screenplay by)

Joby Harold (screenplay by)

Stars

Dave Bautista

Ella Purnell

Ana de la Reguera

With the abandoned, walled city of Las Vegas overrun with zombies, after a disastrous government fault, billionaire casino magnate Bly Tanaka realizes he has left something behind in Sin City: $200 million to be more precise. But for the time being, his mountains of cash are safe behind an impenetrable casino vault. Now, Tanaka is willing to pay $50 million to decorated former mercenary Scott Ward and his hand-picked team to retrieve the money before the US President nukes the entire city. Indeed, this is a life-changing offer Scott cannot refuse; nevertheless, the rules have changed, and this time, the horde of the walking undead seems to be more organized than they might have expected. And, above all, time is running out. Will Ward's crew return from Vegas in one piece and rich?

Oozing with a gung-ho attitude, smeared with a brawny touch, and brimming with an unabashed brainlessness, Army of the Dead has all the hallmarks of a silly, idiotic & extravagantly dumb yet fun blockbuster with a bonkers premise & stupid characters to steer the adventure and not only does it deliver what it set out to do but also does so with panache & near-fatal overdose of style.

 

2. Last Night in Soho




Director

Edgar Wright

Writers

Edgar Wright (story by)

Krysty Wilson-Cairns (screenplay by)

Stars

Thomasin McKenzie

Anya Taylor-Joy

Matt Smith

In acclaimed director, Edgar Wright's psychological thriller, Eloise, an aspiring fashion designer, is mysteriously able to enter the 1960s where she encounters a dazzling wannabe singer, Sandie. But the glamour is not all it appears to be and the dreams of the past start to crack and splinter into something far darker.

Edgar Wright seems to polarize with this movie. Although generally speaking the majority seem to love this as much as I did. Or in similar fashion - no pun intended. And for a genre movie it starts off ... well off (weird). You don't get a shocker, quite the opposite it starts off with a music number/dancing. This makes sense when you think about it in hindsight and still sets a tone for the viewer - even if not one that is as menacing as the movie becomes later on.

Technically speaking the movie is impeccable. Anyone arguing differently surely has not seen far lesser movies produced than this and is probably blinded by the fact they don't like the movie. This is more than fine, just don't let your dislike turn into a general bashing. One does not have to like a movie that is well made. We have different tastes and that is a good thing.

There are things that depending on how you view things, may feel like flaws or things the movie did not get right. Like the moral ambiguity or the love interest. The latter may feel a bit one-dimensional, but ask yourself this: how many female love interests have been played or rather written the exact same way? So this is nothing unusual - unless you count the gender swap for who is playing the gullible and way too nice person to be real ... having said that, again that may not be enough to sway you to like the movie or the characters.

And the moral issues the movie displays include an ending that some may not be entirely left satisfied with (character choices and so much more) - with many unanswered questions ... on the other hand, some things are better left without an answer, so we as viewers can fill in the blanks.

Stylish and probably with quite a few in-camera effects (I imagine certain tricks were used to avoid a higher special effects cost, but I may be wrong), this movie has a few exquisite jump scares and a really good story as a backbone. Oh and before I forget, a great cast. It has been ages since I last saw Terence Stamp on the big screen.

Anyway, really good genre movie by a director who knows what he wants - for an audience who mostly seems to appreciate it.

 

1. Willy’s Wonderland




Director

Kevin Lewis

Writer

G.O. Parsons  (screenplay by)

Stars

Nicolas Cage

Emily Tostaa

Beth Grantt

A quiet loner (Nic Cage) finds himself stranded in a remote town when his car breaks down. Unable to pay for the repairs he needs, he agrees to spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland, an abandoned family fun center. But this wonderland has a dark secret that the "The Janitor" is about to discover. He soon finds himself trapped inside Willy's and locked in an epic battle with the possessed animatronic mascots that roam the halls. To survive, he must fight his way through each of them.

I like the general premise and the place. I love Cage's obsessive cleaning although his character should start differently. Instead of a bad mother driving a muscle car, he should be a simple workman driving a beat-up truck. He should be poor which would explain him working as a janitor more easily. I like the teen group for the most part and they are good cannon fodder anyways. I like the animatronic killers although the killings get a bit repetitive.

 

So, there you go my top ten for 2021. Hope you found them interesting. I’ll see you next year around this time for the top ten of 2022. Keep America Strong, Watch Horror Films…


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Saturday, October 16, 2021

Review: Halloween Kills



Review: Halloween Kills

By William Pattison

For Horror Bob’s Blog

 

Gore and Scares and happy Halloween. I just finished watching Halloween Kills, the sequel to the reboot/sequel to the original Halloween that rejects all previous sequels and creates a new narrative for the terror that is Michael Myers.

This film starts off where the reboot sequel, which was amusingly and simply titled Halloween ends. The injured Laurie Strode and her family are in the back of a truck escaping. Laurie freaks out when she sees a fire truck heading to her burning house where she had fought Michael Myers and had thought she’s burned him up with her home. Unfortunately, this is Michael Myers we are talking about and he inadvertently escapes the flames with the help of The Haddenfield Fire Department. He also kills the firemen as a warm thank you.

Of course, then he goes on a killing sprees on his way back to his house, which is the love den for a gay couple.  Meanwhile some of the survivors of Michael’s 1978 murder rampage come out of the shadows and go on a search for the guy in the white face Kirk mask, including the two kids, now grown up, who Laurie had been babysitting all those years ago as well as the nurse whom Michael stole the care from who he escaped the mental home originally. Also add to our cast of characters a deputy who accidentally shot his partner when trying to shoot Michael. Stupid fool. Shit, doesn’t he know bullets don’t have any real affect on Michael? Hell, by now you would think Michael would be clicking as he marches around with all that metal in his carcass.

All this leads to another killfest hosted by the grandmaster of slaughter. Shit, we even get to see some mob mentality fun as all the people in Haddenfield General Hospital go nuts and chase an innocent nut ball who got away from a bus crash from the nut house and stumbles into the hospital at the moment when the crowd is craving blood.

So, on with the review…

I have to say that I royally enjoyed Halloween Kills. Unlike a lot of reviewers, I liked the pace of the film and found the tension level very satisfying. I realize a lot of millennials, who had been weaned on slasher films during the years of hell that The Horror Social held horror in a strangled hold and only allowed slasher films cast with The Breakfast Club clones, weak or no storylines, and the ideology that good horror films only needed killers in masks and gory kills to be good. Don’t get me wrong, Halloween Kills has horribly brutal kills, but it also has full on character arcs along with plot, story, and lots of Easter eggs. I love the homage to Halloween III and of course the appearance of….Oh, spoilers. You’ll have to see for yourself.

All in all I found Halloween Kills an excellent middle film in a trilogy. It is not perfect, but it is enjoyable and I figure any plot holes in this film will be addressed in the final chapter, Halloween Ends, which should come out in the next two years. But, as for this film I can highly recommend this film for those looking for a little Michael fix…

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