By William Pattison, aka Eric Morse
For Horror Bob's Blog
Oh, my fucking god, I just saw the trailers for Leprechaun
Origin and See No Evil 2. Vince McMahon, you are a fucking idiot and I’m glad
your fucking empire is crumbling around you. You and your crew at WWE know
nothing about good horror and you hire idiots and hacks. My fucking god!
Leprechaun Origin is supposed to be the origin story for the iconic character that Warwick Davis
made popular. The fans wanted that beloved character and what the fuck do you
give them, Golem. That’s what came to mind when I saw that piece of crap. I was
actually looking forward to this film, but now I’m going to avoid like the
fucking plague.
Oh, and don’t get me started with the Soskas’ clusterfuck,
See No Evil 2. For months I’ve been saying that this film is going to be total
crap, after all it is taking Vince and crew a year to try and fix this fucked
up piece of shit. The trailer showed that I was right in spades. This film
looks horrid. Danielle Harris looks like she’s on drugs in the trailer. The
Soskas because they are so up Katherine Isabelle’s ass tried to give her an “original”
look. What came out was a screwy looking mess. Isabelle has a overly long neck
and buggie eyes. The girls put her hair up which only intensifies these weaknesses
in her attractiveness. Also the lighting and color work in the film sucks
balls. It is too dark, much like their error in American Mary. Also it is very
muddy looking. This doesn’t add creepyness it just makes the shots muddy.
Finally, this is Kane. What the fuck did you do to him? You can’t even
recognize the fucker with all the hardware and stuff stuck to his face. The
fans of the original film wanted to see Kane, but any bulky fucker could have
played the part and you wouldn’t know the difference. Bad move, ladies. No
wonder Vince’s crew has been busting their asses trying to fix this disaster.
Sorry, Vince, you’ve wasted $30,000,000 more on your on
fucking turds made by hacks. If this is how you run your businesses it is no
wonder wrestler are planning to walk out and you are loose money by the bus
loads….But this is just my option….
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